Cereal Reviews (trying something new)

[bennybuzzkill]

Now it is time for me to review... Frankenberry Cereal™ the last of the legendary monster trio of cereals. 

What can I say? I already reviewed Boo Berry, and Frankenberry is just Boo Berry's cousin. Both of them are better than the current reincarnation of Count Chocula (sorry, count), one is red and one is blue. Boo Berry is clearly modeled after "Blue" berries. but what inspires the frankenberry? Raspberries or strawberries? I asked myself this question while I was eating this cereal and I could not come up with the answer. So I guess it may be both. Maybe it is just the "red" berry, which there are many of in the wild.

I ate this with Silk's new "Oat Milk". Oat Milk is the newest of the milks that they made milk out of something you wouldn't expect them to. The other towns have caught on to this new Oat Milk craze way more so than Springfield. Here we have only the plain and boring kind of Oat Milk (I wish we could have vanilla), in other hip towns that have Trader Joes and Hole Foods they have whole isles of Oat Milk, vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, even different flavors of Oat Milk Coffee creamer, cinnamon oatmeal cookie flavored Oat Milk. It will take another ten years for that to catch on here. But for now this plain Oat Milk will do. It was good with Frankensberry.

Frankenberry is just what I needed right now. The red color berry I think is more adult friendly to the wacky blue of boo-berry, I can see more adults eating this cereal. It did make the milk change a little bit, but not as extreme as the other monster cereals. I think this makes Frankenberry the best monster cereal for adults and actually the best monster cereal overall.

I give this cereal 7.6 out of 10 stars.

[bennybuzzkill]

Hey guys I really wanted to try that Dunkin' Donut coffee latté cereal and I saw it one time a while back at Walmart and didn't get it, thinking I would have plenty of opportunities to, but now I think it's gone forever. This is a cereal that I really wanted to try but now I'm very sad to think that I won't ever be able to. Any help for a big guy like me trying to try Dunkin' cereal? Any helpful tips appreciated. I don't really want to order cereal online.

[somejabroni]

Oct 20, 2020 15:07:44 GMT -6 bennybuzzkill said:

Hey guys I really wanted to try that Dunkin' Donut coffee latté cereal and I saw it one time a while back at Walmart and didn't get it, thinking I would have plenty of opportunities to, but now I think it's gone forever. This is a cereal that I really wanted to try but now I'm very sad to think that I won't ever be able to. Any help for a big guy like me trying to try Dunkin' cereal? Any helpful tips appreciated. I don't really want to order cereal online.

Do they sell it at Dunkin?

Also, how much cereal do you have to buy online before they ship it? I can't imagine you can buy one box of cereal on the internet.

[bennybuzzkill]

I do realize that it is maybe time for me to review some classic cereals on this channel, maybe it's time to re-visit some of those cereals that you may have forgotten about, but they are still there. they are still there sitting on the shelves at the supermarket and they always have been there. they always will be.

Apple Jack is one of those cereals. Apples Jack is a cereal that you don't think about too much, but he's always there and always will be. He's the type of guy that no one dislikes. No one's got a problem with Apple Jack. He doesn't have any marshmallows but the kids still like him. The adults like him too. He's a good cereal for everybody.

And what an appropriate time as the fall: everyone is making special "pumpkin spice" flavored things available for a limited time this and that. but you forget about how that apple taste is a good taste of the fall. forget about pumpkins for just one minute, think about the fall and apples. Close your eyes. you are standing in the middle of an apple patch. you can hear the bees buzzing past your face, the birds chirping. you can smell that smell. We are going to have a bonfire later and make smores. once everybody is done hop back onto grandpa's tractor pull and he's gonna pull us back to the barn where we are having a weiner roast and making smores. that is fall.

There's not a lot to say about how to describe apple Jacks themselves. It's very simple cereal. Big O's like fruit loops, just one flavor. that's all you need. It's good year round too. It's crunchy.


I give this a 7.9 out of 10 stars.  

[loglad]

Just catching up here while I "work" at Dumb and listen to Pallbearer. Sour Patch Kids cereal is the only cereal I've ever had that was BETTER without milk. Also, my Wal-Mart has Dunkin Cereal, I almost bought it yesterday I'll tray and nab you some. Instead, I bought some yuppy ass Kashi Vanilla stuff. It's pretty good.

[bumpyoufor3]

One of my favorite Street Fighter players ranked a bunch of cereals.

[bennybuzzkill]

I know that I have not posted a cereal review here in quite a while now. I am sorry to let you all down. But I want to let you know that there is a good reason why is this is the case.  



The reason is I have not been eating as many cereals because I have been stuck on eating this giant box of Reeses Puffs cereal that I was able to find at Sam's Club. (thank you Christine for letting me borrow your membership card) (maybe not such a good thing for the forum though).

Every morning for the past two months I have been eating a bowl of this Reeses Goodness. the box never seems to run out. Every day I go back to it and there is always plenty of puffs. I think I have found the fountain of youth of puffs that never end. 

And yeah, duh this cereal is good! It's Reeses Puffs! What else more do I have to say to you? 

Yeah, I found Oat Milk at the County Market here. I have tried this cereal out of this one box with all of the different milks by now though. I've been checking the store every day to see when they are putting Eggnogg back on the shelves so I can try eating it with that. (I might do a seperate review for that). Oh right I forgot I talked about Oat Milk in my last review.

*Chef's Kiss* for Reeses Puff's Big Box™. I love you all. 9.5 out of 10 stars.

[somejabroni]

Wow I sure do miss Cereal. I need to find a good non-dairy milk, because to me, cereal isn't cereal if it's dry. Except for Cinny Toast Crunch, I'd eat that off almost anything.

So the other day a friend and I played this game, Monster Crunch, and it made me think of the board and the cereal reviews and I just couldn't wait to talk about it. It's a card game where your goal is to play as many cards as possible, and you play the game by placing a card of equal or greater value than the last card that was played. Each player chooses a Monster, and you can choose between Count Chocula, Franken Berry, Boo Berry, Fruit Brute, and Fruity Yummy Mummy. Each Monster has two unique abilities that can only be used once per game. The game ends after three rounds.

So it's a pretty easy game to pick up, and a bit too simple for my taste, but the quality construction of all the materials in the box really takes this from an "okay" game to a great game. Here's the amazon link, which I am providing in lieu of a picture I took because I am a consumer conformist loser. 

www.amazon.com/big-creative-Monster-Crunch-Breakfast/dp/B07GL64VHM

[bumpyoufor3]

Nov 16, 2020 15:23:01 GMT -6 bennybuzzkill said:

I know that I have not posted a cereal review here in quite a while now. I am sorry to let you all down. But I want to let you know that there is a good reason why is this is the case.  



The reason is I have not been eating as many cereals because I have been stuck on eating this giant box of Reeses Puffs cereal that I was able to find at Sam's Club. (thank you Christine for letting me borrow your membership card) (maybe not such a good thing for the forum though).

Every morning for the past two months I have been eating a bowl of this Reeses Goodness. the box never seems to run out. Every day I go back to it and there is always plenty of puffs. I think I have found the fountain of youth of puffs that never end. 

And yeah, duh this cereal is good! It's Reeses Puffs! What else more do I have to say to you? 

Yeah, I found Oat Milk at the County Market here. I have tried this cereal out of this one box with all of the different milks by now though. I've been checking the store every day to see when they are putting Eggnogg back on the shelves so I can try eating it with that. (I might do a seperate review for that). Oh right I forgot I talked about Oat Milk in my last review.

*Chef's Kiss* for Reeses Puff's Big Box™. I love you all. 9.5 out of 10 stars.

This has been a favorite of mine for a very long time. We keep a box on top of our fridge and any time I walk by I shove a handful into my mouth and I'm able to forget for the briefest moment the horror that is my life.

[bennybuzzkill]

OKAY, today is a GREAT DAY because for thanksgiving I finally sat down and FINISHED my BIG BOX of REESES PUFFS. NOW I CAN FINALLY move on to OTHER CEREAL reVIEWS.!!!

AND, WOW, I went BACK to Wall MART to try and try ONE MORE TIME to find THE legendary, rare, rumored DUNKIN' DONUT CEREAL. AND I FOUND IT! 

I wish i could have found this earlier. I will say that after a month straight of eating brown puff ball cereal that looks like goat poop (but does taste good), I was not the MOST excited about moving on to just another brown ball cereal that looks like goat poop (that still tastes good). BUT, you forget that this new cereal has marshmallows. I guess there were too flavors and I grabbed the "caramel macchiato" one. I forget if there was even the other flavor there. I don't think I was even paying attention to that, I was shaking so hard in the aisle and everyone was looking at me. 

This cereal? the taste? the real deal? You see, usually I have coffee with my cereal every morning when I sit down in my breakfast chair. THIS time I did not want to have coffee because I was worried the flavorful of my real coffee would overshadow the flavor of this cereal and it would just end up tasting like boring chocolate puffs or something. So I put my coffee on "hold" for the day until I was done with my first bowl of this for review (probably a wise choice). It was a wise choice indeed. This was a good taste, really captured the strong coffee macchiatto taste. (Kind of like starbucks?) (or is that a bad thing to say?) (I don't know I don't usually have either starbuck or dunkin' donut coffee... I just make my own at home) (but it had that strong flavorful). 

The marshmallows? were good. I think they were supposed to be caramel falvored. I'd say everything was good here. I don't really have anything bad to say other than I've been eating too many cereals that look like goat poop balls and I'm ready to move on from that. I think I might wait until the re=release of this cereal next year to try the other flavor. I'm ready to move on to a cereal that has berries and flakes or something now, for adults. 

Overall I give this one a 7.9.

[somejabroni]

Fellow baristas know that a carmel macchiato sucks because (1) it throws off your drink-rhythm working bar (bc u gotta drop the steamed milk in BEFORE the espresso); and (2) the customer is just going to mix it up in their hand the second they grab the to go cup, so what's the real difference between the whole "macchiato" rigamaroll and a latte?

[buffaaron420]

Good find benny1

But now u must try a new cereal.....


from Dunking donut to Dunking ROO.....

[ChillisFan]

Oct 15, 2020 13:57:21 GMT -6 bumpyoufor3 said:

There is currently a game on indigogo that is a fighting game featuring cereal mascots called Cereal KillaZ. Here is the concept art for their characters.

I get the feeling Toucan Slam fights like Talim from Soul Caliber

Nov 30, 2020 7:42:23 GMT -6 somejabroni said:

Fellow baristas know that a carmel macchiato sucks because (1) it throws off your drink-rhythm working bar (bc u gotta drop the steamed milk in BEFORE the espresso); and (2) the customer is just going to mix it up in their hand the second they grab the to go cup, so what's the real difference between the whole "macchiato" rigamaroll and a latte?

😢😢😢 every now and then there's the customer who enjoys coffee in a real slow way. My first barista job was at this Argentinean place and I had to make espresso for my boss every day, and boy howdy did slowly sip on them

...while he hung out with his friends. I forgot how cool that place was, they only made me work when we had customers, and otherwise, they let me chainsmoke my whole shift away

[bennybuzzkill]

good morning mitch baker underground movie fan's!!! I have done something splendid today!



I tried the new (?) (maybe not new), STRAWBERRY LIFE cereal. I feel that my own life is a little strawberry so that this is a good choice for a cereal for me. It took me a while to pick out something new in the aisle the other day, and I eventually decided on this. simple, yet, probably a good cereal.

First I want to say I really struggled opening the packadging to this one. I could just not get it open without tearing the bag completely. I am a strong man, so I guess it is easier for me to just tear bags up instead of getting them open. I must realize my own strenghth better I supposed.



OKAY, the MILK OF CHOISE this time was a mixture between COUNTY MARKET BRAND Almond milk and PRAIRIE FARMS EGGNOGG. And HOLY MOLY was that an excellent choice!

The flavor of the eggnogg blended with the strawberry so perfectly. I could not tell if I was tasting the flavor of the strawberry or the eggnog, it was so beatutiful. All one flavor, really. It is now wracking my brain as to why they don't actually have strawberry eggnog for sale in the stores now? (maybe would be something good to do around easter time?). 

I love Life cereal as it is, so all of this added flavor was one of the best things that has ever happened to me. I have to give this a 9.8 out of 10 stars.

[buffaaron420]

Dec 9, 2020 10:45:46 GMT -6 bennybuzzkill said:

good morning mitch baker underground movie fan's!!! I have done something splendid today!



I tried the new (?) (maybe not new), STRAWBERRY LIFE cereal. I feel that my own life is a little strawberry so that this is a good choice for a cereal for me. It took me a while to pick out something new in the aisle the other day, and I eventually decided on this. simple, yet, probably a good cereal.

First I want to say I really struggled opening the packadging to this one. I could just not get it open without tearing the bag completely. I am a strong man, so I guess it is easier for me to just tear bags up instead of getting them open. I must realize my own strenghth better I supposed.



OKAY, the MILK OF CHOISE this time was a mixture between COUNTY MARKET BRAND Almond milk and PRAIRIE FARMS EGGNOGG. And HOLY MOLY was that an excellent choice!

The flavor of the eggnogg blended with the strawberry so perfectly. I could not tell if I was tasting the flavor of the strawberry or the eggnog, it was so beatutiful. All one flavor, really. It is now wracking my brain as to why they don't actually have strawberry eggnog for sale in the stores now? (maybe would be something good to do around easter time?). 

I love Life cereal as it is, so all of this added flavor was one of the best things that has ever happened to me. I have to give this a 9.8 out of 10 stars.

WOW..... 9.8!!! Highest score yet!