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Post by bennybuzzkill on Mar 4, 2021 15:53:59 GMT -6
What's up cereal fan's.... it's me... back in time for ANOTHER REVIEWOkay I've been getting a lot of fan email requests about this one. (bennyeatscereals@hotmail.com) Thanks to all of you who have written in, I guess it's finally time for me to review: TROPICAL FROOT LOOPS
At first glance of this in the cereal aisle, I have NO idea what to make of this. That's interesting that they are trying to put a spin on classic kid cereal Froot Loops (most of us remember as being spelled Fruit Loops (thats called a Nelson Mandella effect, look it up)). I'm pretty sure Froot Loops are a bunch of different colors usually but it's just one Fruity flavor, right?? It's not like SKITTLES where there's all these different flavors and then they go and release TROPICAL SKITTLES where it's a completely new set of flavors?? RIght?? So how can they do they to do this to Froot Loops? Who are they kidding? Do they think they are fooling anybody here ? Is it just going to be the same frooty flavor, just different colors? I don't even think I have much of a desire to even find out, but all of you fan's emailed requesting to get this so here I am! OKAY. Sitting down with my bowl of cereal, and I got Silk Vanilla milk which has becoming more of my go-to, it's been good to me. Especially for trying new things. I open up the bag of fruit loops. Right off the bat the smell is noticably different that the normal fruoot loops smell I am used to. It's been a while since I've had a bowl of normal fruit loops but how could I forget that smell? That taste? I can't forget that. The smell that hit me here was like a smell of opening a box of tropical Mike N Ikes. It really was tropical. Okay, pour myself a bowl, and time to eat it. Before the loops even hit my tounge I am tasting the tropicalness in the back of my mouth. OH yeah, we should mention here the colors of these LOOPS. We got... GREEN, YELLOW, and ORANGE. and that's it. What the heck that is like just half the colors of a normal fruit loops? What did they do have their cereal elves just pick out half the colors? How is this supposed to get kids attention with only these three boring colors that almost all look the same? It's like four steps closer to being regular ol cheereos here... Okay the tropical taste is definitely there. It's like a beofre and after taste in my mouth. The regular frout loop taste if kind of there too. It's like they just took normal fruit loops and sprayed some sort of mike n ike tropical flavor on it. It's not really more sugary or anything... it's just got that tropical taste kind of there. I guess they pulled it off! I do also notice that these fruit loops are smaller than what I remember... actually, no, the sizes of the loops are pretty inconsistant. Also some of them are way too crunchy. Did I get a bad batch? Or is tropical fruit loops really just leftovers that elves picked out of the normal fruit loops converyer belt to go to this? Inconsistancies here with the crunch is going to knock off at least one star I would have given this otherwise (sorry). I am giving it a 6.6 out of 10. |
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Post by bennybuzzkill on Mar 25, 2021 12:07:14 GMT -6
good morning forum ! I'm here today and happy to review my next cereal:
Kellog's FROSTED KRISPIES yum yum!  While walking down the cereal aisle last night I wanted to try something new. I saw a couple of spins on the classic *SNAP*, *CRACKLE* *POP* ... RICE CRISPIES cereal! One caught my attention first and it was rice crispies that had speckles on it. I think it was supposed to be sprinkles? But honesty,, it looked like pepper was sprinkled into that cereal. So I said heck no and I picked this up instead. Seemed like the safer choice. Everyone remembers RICE CRISPY TREAT CEREAL. Everyone remembers it as being the best cereal of all time. Because it truly was. If that was around today for me to review I would be giving it a 10 out of 10 hands down. I figure this cereal could actually be close to that? Surely it won't be as good, but it can be close. Really, these just look like normal rice crispies. Even after I poured it out into my bowl and looked at it, they just look like normal rice crispies. That is okay. My milk of choice is still vanilla silk soymilk. I am thinking about keeping it for just about all of my cereal reviews. I poured the milk in and I put my ear up close to the bowl so I could hear. This was hard because I was blasting the band DIllinger Four on my speakers this morning, but I could hear the snap crackle pop like the classic crispies should have. It might have been quieter than normal crispies because of the frosting or sugar or whatever? That's fine by me though. I am more concerned about the taste and flavor here. So the cereal was: GOOD. It was good! Really it just tasted like when you take normal rice crispies and put sugar in it! Except the cereal already did it for you! And it tasted good! That's about it! Normal rice crispy is the most classic cereal to put a spoon ful of sugar and bananas cut up in it. So this move makes sense for them. I just don't know if I would really call them frosted, more like just "Rice crispies with the sugar put into it for you" or really "the better version of rice krispies that is better to eat than the normal kind". It was good cereal and I recommend it! I also think Kellog should keep this one on the shelves! I don't know who's in charge of making Rice Crispy treat cereal or why that went away, but it is good that this is here. It gets an 8.9 out of 10 stars for me today! |
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Post by bennybuzzkill on Mar 28, 2021 9:17:55 GMT -6
can some one please explain to me why everyone keeps walking in to my shop and asking if I have tried the new cinnamon toast crunch with shrimps in it?? Is this some kind of sick dumb record joke I don't know about
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Post by bennybuzzkill on May 13, 2021 7:36:07 GMT -6
Hi furom, I be you have been wondering where My cereal reviews have been? Well... to tell you the truth I have not been eating less ceral (Ive been eating more actually)... it's just that.... I've been posting my reviews to the springfield punk dischord app instead. there's just more people there that are my friends and they like my reviews and its much easier for me to post them there from my phone... Butt today is a special occasion and I wanted to make sure I post a review from all my outlets: ![]()  That's because today is fruity pebbles 50th birthday. Happy birthday fruitdy pebbles. Can you all join me in wishing Fruidy pebbels a happy 50th? Barney, Fred, we love you. What other cereal is so successful and also it's own TV show? Did you know that Fruity Pebbles the cereal with Barney and Fred Rumble were the mascots for the cereal before they had their own TV show? THat's right. Warner bros enjoyed the cereal so much that they signed Barney and Fred on for a cartoon contract. And here we are, 50 years later and they're fruity and chocolate product lines are going stronger than ever. and what no better way to celebrate this joyous ocasion than to make a birthday cake edition? Splended! I knew right away I needed to plan ahead for this one. I bought 20 boxes that I'm going to be eating these next few weeks in a big celebration. As you can see here I've mixed my milk up a tad and am going with the county market knockoff brand of vanilla almond milk. That is okay. I pour a bowl... and take first bite. Hmmm, it's good! But! Not sure if this is the normal furty pebble taste , or it's remidning me of antoehr cereal... (by the way, the look of the bowl - the fruity pebbles are the same fruity pebbles, just a more pastel version of the original?).. Okay, then I realize what this taste like. It's something I have recently reviewed on my channel here~! The frosted Kellog Rice Krispies! Almost the EXACT same cereal, I am telling you. I will say the fruity flavor is not even there that much. It is this moment that I realize that Rice Krispy and Fruity pebble are the same cereal pretty much. One one hand you got snap crackle and pop and then the other side youve got Fred and Barney Rumble. Which do you choose? I would pick fruity pebble. I don't know which of them came first, but I am on team rumble today. I will not accuse those two characters of stealing / copying off of snap craple and pop because they are my friends and I trust what they are doing. It's still a good cereal either way. 8 out of 10 stars for me today. happy birthday Fruitdy pepples |
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Post by somejabroni on May 13, 2021 13:39:52 GMT -6
Happy Birthday fruity pebbles. With a review like this I'm going to have to try some myself!
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Post by buffaaron420 on Jul 15, 2021 12:29:57 GMT -6
i have a brakfest question and idk who else to ask so i turn 2 "breakfast benny".... "eggs benny"...
ok so if i eat a coookie with oatmeal is that breakfast? is that healthy?
thanks benny
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Post by vanslater on Jul 16, 2021 7:16:49 GMT -6
I bought like three boxes of these chewy bars by Annie's (the rabbit food people not the pretzels in the mall) for the children and it turns out they're cinnamon raisin
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Post by vanslater on Jul 16, 2021 7:17:01 GMT -6
I bought like three boxes of these chewy bars by Annie's (the rabbit food people not the pretzels in the mall) for the children and it turns out they're cinnamon raisin I ate one of those. |
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Post by bennybuzzkill on Jul 20, 2021 7:55:04 GMT -6
wow they turned the forum back on?
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Post by somejabroni on Jul 22, 2021 8:37:07 GMT -6
wow they turned the forum back on? Good thing they did because I've been skipping THE most important meal of the day since it's been off. I need guidance, cereal shaman |
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Post by vanslater on Jul 23, 2021 9:02:05 GMT -6
since they're like 40 bucks for a case, anyone want to split a case of Magic Spoon?
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Post by bennybuzzkill on Jul 25, 2021 13:11:42 GMT -6
Alright, since that I heard they turned the forum back on.. guess I got to get back to eating cereals with a vengance:  this week, while I was shopping for cans of my tobacco chew at dollar general I did catch out of the corner of my eye ball... this. Well I'll be DIPPED, who'd of thought that THIS is where I would find the rumored DUNKAROO CEREAL. And they turned the forum back on? Heck yes, this must be a sign from the heavens. I took that cereal home and had to eat it that night!!! I don't think these came in any flavors or anything. Just reglular dunkaroos, looks like they have sprinkels on them. It's been so long since I have eaten dunkaroos too that I don't know if I even remember what they taste like. Maybe I'm not the best one for this review! Shoot! I'll review it anyway. My first initial thoughts were: this just kind of looks like a dollar general version of cookie crisp. ? Hmmmmmm. as you can see in the pick here, I used almond breeze milk. (not sure if I was supposed to use frosting?) (becuase thats what dunkaroos were?) . I take a bite. Once again reminding me of cookie crisp... but it's harder cereal to bite and it has less flavor. (really kind of just tastes like styrofoam) (I would even go as far as to say that!). Really, this could be an appropriate match to the dunkaroo cookie part. I don't really remember what that exactly tasted like or what the texture was. But if it is a match, what would have made the originall dunkaroo GOOD is having the frosting to DIP it in!! ! This cereal is like if they took that away from you and just gave you milk!!! Which is a horrifying to discovery that milk in place of frosting of dunkaroos is NOT only not tasting as good, but it's also NOT quite nearly as FUN!!! So they took out the part that made it taste good AND the fun AND they putt it in a box and they sold it to you at DOLLAR GENERAL!!! (for probably too much money too)!!!! I checked all over the inside of the box to see if I was missing a container of frosting that could have gone with this cereal... nothing! This is horrible! Never will I make this mistake again. 1.4 out of 10 stars. |
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Post by bennybuzzkill on Jul 25, 2021 14:56:26 GMT -6
i have a brakfest question and idk who else to ask so i turn 2 "breakfast benny".... "eggs benny"... ok so if i eat a coookie with oatmeal is that breakfast? is that healthy? thanks benny An oatmeal is NOT a cereal, but it IS a breakfast, and if you eat a cookie too that's fine. Maybe with some orandge juice to wash it down? Coffe? (just please don't drink a can of dr. pepper with that, ok?) (if you drink a soda in there it doesnt count as breakfast anymore) |
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Post by vanslater on Jul 26, 2021 7:40:34 GMT -6
I used almond breast milk. |
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Post by bennybuzzkill on Aug 15, 2021 10:43:26 GMT -6
Hi Gang, it is time for .... ANOTHER CEREAL REVIEWTOday I will be reviewing: GOLDEN GRAHAMS *RETRO RECIPE*
 In my usual stroll around the cereal isle on my last visit to the grocery store, I was a little worried I was running out of cereals to review. but then I thought you know what, I'll review a classic plain old cereal I haven't had in a while: Golden Grahams. Do they even have Golden Grahams on the shelves all the time anymore? I feel like it is like CORN POPS or SUGAR SMACKS where you don't see that cereal all the time. Ohhhhh, but this is "RETRO RECIPE" style of Golden Grahams. It's like the throwback mountain dew and those other sodas they are doing with the REAL SUGAR (which I will admit, does taste better than the not real sugar ones I guess). So instead of Mountain Dew real sugar, this is GOLDEN GRAHAMS with *REAL HONEY*. .. Instead of fake honey? Or did they start replacing honey in the golden graham recipe with corn syrup at some point? IDK. As you can see, I had this cereal with hazelnut flavored coffee creamer as milk. I did this because I felt like it and also I olny had a little bit of almond milk left over in my fridgerator and I'm pretty sure it was definnitely expired. I just really wanted to eat a cereal so I had to do this, okay? The combination of the Hazelnut coffee creamer flavor and the Retro honey Golden Grahams really did it for me. The cereal was crunchy but not too hard like I have been critical on some cereals in my cereal review (reference the dunkaroos one). It was a perfect crunch. and a perfect flavor. I could keep eating this cereal forever and never stop. Okay, I'll also admit, I poured some expired almond milk in with the mix too. But seriously... this might have to be the best bowl of cereal I have ever aten. It's really the hazelnut that did it. maybe the honey flavor too. IDK, maybe I got lucky here but i guess I created the perfect cereal combo of all time. I am giving this one a : 10 / 10 score. |
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