Post by brain galacki on Jul 13, 2022 15:55:31 GMT -6
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MUNCHIE (1992): Thanks to Some Jaboroni's recommendation / watching this on Mystery Science 3000... (I did not watch on MST3K) I watched MUNCHIE. What animal even is this? Do they ever say? I don’t know. It was just about as pure 80’s cheese as you would expect (wait… this was 1992)… okay, this was just about exactly what you would expect, except a little bit better and more enjoyable than that. A good fun and short movie to watch. 4/10
WALK ON THE WILD SIDE (1962): A nice black and white 1962 film. I watched because I came across the soundtrack. It might have seen like a horror film with the black cat on the cover, but no. I forget what role the cat even had in this. Not a lot of cat, but I remember liking it. 6/10
THE GREASY STRANGLER (2016): Ooh booy. where to begin with THIS... do not watch this. This is the type of movie you would almost tell your friends to watch just to see their reaction to it, but in a "two girls one cup" type of way (I would never tell any of you on here to watch that type of stuff). It is too vulgar of a movie for me to recommend to anybody... actually no, I told BJ to watch it after seeing and he loved it. But this movie tries way too hard to be as foul and disgusting as possible for it to really be good at all. So it gets a bad review from me. But I do gotta say the soundtrack really stood out to me as being my favorite part. (you'd know what I mean if you watch it) (or heck, don't watch this movie, just listen to the soundtrack on spotify or something) (then watch the movie if you really feel so inclined to do so from there) (but be prepared to see the most foul sh*t you've ever seen in a movie). I gave it a 3/10, but I gotta admit, this is a movie that sticks with you. It was over a month ago that I saw it, and it is still burned in my brain. So I feel like it's score truly is creeping up for me over time.
GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 2 (2017): Not as fun as good as the first one, still a fun Marvel movie that stands out from most of the rest and a good handful of laughs. Big realization for me in the opening scene they play "Mr. Blue Sky" in its ENTIRETY (almost like 6 minutes long), and like wow, that was the exact same time as our band Livin' Thing was playing and recorded that song - realizing how stupid this was for us to be playing a song at the same time big lame ol' block buster Marvel movie had it featured in it's entirety that automatically wipes out the entire "cool factor" we had going for us, we might as well have been eating McDonald's BIG MACS right on the stage for doing that in 2017. 7/10.
EXITENZ (1999): Very 1999 Cronenberg flick, I feel like I am drinking a SURGE soda or CRYSTAL PEPSI while watching this movie just by looking at it. Also reminded me of Video Drome or something like this, I get why Cronenberg movies are what they are now. People plugging nintendo plugs into an extra hole that they make in their spines. This is truly what people in 1999 thought the future of gaming was going to be like. Do we still think that way? I don't think so. 6/10
MUNCHIE (1992): Thanks to Some Jaboroni's recommendation / watching this on Mystery Science 3000... (I did not watch on MST3K) I watched MUNCHIE. What animal even is this? Do they ever say? I don’t know. It was just about as pure 80’s cheese as you would expect (wait… this was 1992)… okay, this was just about exactly what you would expect, except a little bit better and more enjoyable than that. A good fun and short movie to watch. 4/10
WALK ON THE WILD SIDE (1962): A nice black and white 1962 film. I watched because I came across the soundtrack. It might have seen like a horror film with the black cat on the cover, but no. I forget what role the cat even had in this. Not a lot of cat, but I remember liking it. 6/10
THE GREASY STRANGLER (2016): Ooh booy. where to begin with THIS... do not watch this. This is the type of movie you would almost tell your friends to watch just to see their reaction to it, but in a "two girls one cup" type of way (I would never tell any of you on here to watch that type of stuff). It is too vulgar of a movie for me to recommend to anybody... actually no, I told BJ to watch it after seeing and he loved it. But this movie tries way too hard to be as foul and disgusting as possible for it to really be good at all. So it gets a bad review from me. But I do gotta say the soundtrack really stood out to me as being my favorite part. (you'd know what I mean if you watch it) (or heck, don't watch this movie, just listen to the soundtrack on spotify or something) (then watch the movie if you really feel so inclined to do so from there) (but be prepared to see the most foul sh*t you've ever seen in a movie). I gave it a 3/10, but I gotta admit, this is a movie that sticks with you. It was over a month ago that I saw it, and it is still burned in my brain. So I feel like it's score truly is creeping up for me over time.
GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 2 (2017): Not as fun as good as the first one, still a fun Marvel movie that stands out from most of the rest and a good handful of laughs. Big realization for me in the opening scene they play "Mr. Blue Sky" in its ENTIRETY (almost like 6 minutes long), and like wow, that was the exact same time as our band Livin' Thing was playing and recorded that song - realizing how stupid this was for us to be playing a song at the same time big lame ol' block buster Marvel movie had it featured in it's entirety that automatically wipes out the entire "cool factor" we had going for us, we might as well have been eating McDonald's BIG MACS right on the stage for doing that in 2017. 7/10.
EXITENZ (1999): Very 1999 Cronenberg flick, I feel like I am drinking a SURGE soda or CRYSTAL PEPSI while watching this movie just by looking at it. Also reminded me of Video Drome or something like this, I get why Cronenberg movies are what they are now. People plugging nintendo plugs into an extra hole that they make in their spines. This is truly what people in 1999 thought the future of gaming was going to be like. Do we still think that way? I don't think so. 6/10
